10 February 2010

job description

One of my professors put up this slide today in class.


WANTED

People to work long house with frequent mandatory overtime. Few holidays and weekends off. Must be able to keep massive amounts of paperwork up to date while making split-second, life-or-death decisions. Must be immune to verbal abuse and able to neutralize the occasional physical assault. Must display patience, kindness, understanding, and caring even when personal life is coming apart at the seams. Salary in no way commensurate with training and ability.

Anyone interested?

On second thought, maybe being a plumber is my true calling.


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that's what she said.